It is NOT funny....stop it!

Remember my toys I got from my secret paw? Well, I really like them & I really like to play with them so I get my Mom to play too. Problem is, she thinks she's funny, thinks just acause she's bigger than me she can do whatever she wants to me. Just wait till she goes to sleep........


Here I am after fighting so long to get that toy off of my head, boy am I tired.

Working out our problems......

Eponine has gone over the Rainbow Bridge. Please go see her cowboy. Good bye sweet Eponine, you will be missed. Everyone give your poodies, woofies, bunnies, or whatever kind of creature you have extra lovins today & every animal, comfort your humans.


Mom & I figured out a way to sit so that she can read her book & rub me/hold me at the same time & I get to lay on the fluffy pillow & stay warm while I read a good book. Don't tell Mom I was actually reading it though, I want to still give her superior, "I don't need your silly books", looks. (You get that?!?!)
:)

Stretched out in front of the fire...literally!

Just a reminder, please go to Eponine's & try to give a little comfort. She made it through one more day..........let's see if we can get her through this one too!








Look Mom, I' m tired & I'm cold, where else was I going to lay? Just because you couldn't lay like this if your life depended on it doesn't mean I don't find it comfortable.....

Ms. Clairol????

First of all everybody please go to Eponine's blog & try to comfort her & her cowboy, PLEASE! Eponine is very sick & needs our purrayers.


Do you know what my Momma said to me? Do you? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH, I am sssooo MAD! She said I need to dye my ear hair cause it's getting grey. Then she even put this big ole picture on MY bloggie so she could prove it. How rude can you get?!?!

Secret Paw!!!

I gotted mail! In the mailbox! From my Secret Paw! Guess who it was, nope not gonna tell you.......yet.


Mommie laid it down in the floor so I could check it out. I shook it but I couldn't hear anything, so I got her to open it for me.


OOOHHH, TWO purresents & a card!


Nobody's getting these away from me! I'm opening them RIGHT NOW!


OH, OH, my fav'rite kind of toys...fuzzy ones!!


I rolled all over them so they would smell like me instead of the one who sent them!!


I had to check out the paper too, in fact, after I got done playin' I laid down on the paper for a whole half hour.


Mom thought this was funny, me? Not so much.......


Here I am reading the card the one sent.


Here I am with the paper again.


Ok, my purresies, I really like this one. Momma likes to pull it up on the couch while I attack from the floor.


This purresie, I really like too, so much that I played with him till his nose fell off. I sorry little mouse with feathers. :(

And now, the big unveiling,
my secret paw was none other than the wonderful (& handsome!) KNIGHTLY!!!! Thanks sssooo much Knightly, you bought exactly the right kind of toys. I loves them & I purromise to play with them everyday!

Temperatures will be in the low 20's.......

Momma, it's cold in here. I think we should have built that fire last night after all.......


But, since you didn't, I'm just gonna stretch out here under the comforter where the heat blows. Oh, & if you make the bed before I get warm, I'll put the bite on you!

In other news, Peaches the Rabbit, my secret paw, got her purresents in the mail! She really liked them too. So, Peaches, you're welcome & enjoy!!

Censorship (of cats!)

PawSensePawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.


WHAT!!!!
I kid you not, I found this on this web page. They are trying to censor us!!! We MUST get together & figure out what we're going to do about this.......world domination may no longer be enough.........

Exercise..GOOD for you???

Mommie, I know you said the Gazelle & the treadmill are good for keeping you in shape but, do you have ANY idea how hard I had to work just to get up here????

Singing a song for you!

My Mom's friend Heather has been writing posts about songs all week, where they come from, things like that. So in honor of her & because the news man says it's going to snow again on Monday, I decided to write my own song, borrowing the music & a few of the words from Let It Snow. AAHHHHEEEEEMMMMM (Clearing throat)


Oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
even though I've no place to go ( Cause I'm a cat!)
STOP the snow, stop the snow, stop the snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
electrical lines are popping
The fire it sure is nice
STOP the ice, stop the ice, stop the ice

As it slowly turns to night
how I'll hate going out in the storm
but if you really hold me tight
then maybe I can get warm

Later on you'll perspire
while I dream by the fire
don't let it die down, NO
STOP the snow, stop the snow, stop the snow.

Dean Koontz? Never heard of him, now rub me!!

Hey Momma. I know you've been wanting to read this book that you just got. But the kids have been off two days this week & you've had so much work to do......well, the house is clean, the laundry is folded & the kids are gone, but guess what?????


Now it's MY turn, RUB ME!! I need attention, you aren't getting this book till I've had my fill! I'll stretch ALL the way across it if I have to........

EXPLODING bloggies??????

My Mom says, if you're planning on joining Blog Explosion please click here! I get credits if you do & you get lotsa traffic for your site. Then I can play more of those scratch off tickets.......
Thanks Utenzi for showing Mom the way.............

Eekaygee results

My Mom has a message for everyone, so I'm gonna take the remote & lay back & watch animal planet while she talks to you................


Thanks everyone for the kind thoughts & prayers, they are truly appreciated. I got the results of my EKG yesterday. I DO have a heart murmur. They said it's mild valveular (sp?) disease. I need to set up another appointment to go in & have them explain all this.....please keep me in your prayers in the meantime. Thanks again!


What do you mean you want the remote back??? No, it's mine......fine, you're bigger than me.......take it!
On another note, Mom went shopping for my secret paw yesterday, it was an interesting experience for her. She got the purresent all wrapped up & ready to go & I put my stinky rub all over the box so when ******* gets it he/she/it/they will know it is from me. Mom is going to the post office later to send it, YAY!!

Honest Oreo.....

Mom said I had to tell you the truth & Edsel thinks it would be a good idea too, so everyone doesn't think she's a mean old witch. When it snows outside Mom goes out & sweeps the porch & the steps off for me every hour or so, depending on how hard it's snowing. That way I can just go potty under the porch & I never have to get in the snow. Which I truly DON'T like, but I DO like to stand in it in the middle of the night until my toes get REALLY cold & then go stick them on Mom while she's sleepin'. Now, that's the truth, the whole truth, & nothin' but....well, you get it!

Now, I'm going to lay here in front of this fire & go to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It's my Mom's fault

It's nice & cozy here in the house. In my bed. In the closet. Where I go when I'm scared or mad. I'm not scared........
There's snow on the ground & it's all my Mom's fault! Remember I told you about the paper that she was wrapping presents in? Well, this is it.....


Do you see what it says? Do you???? Let it snow!!!! She cursed us, she asked for it. And why is she buying paper with stupid birds on it? I don't get ANY respect around this place anymore!


Excuse me Mom....I need to step outside, in the snow, thanks.

Ew That Smell.....

WHAT is that smell??? It's been driving me crazy all day! MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, come clean this spot!

On a more serious note, Mom doesn't know much about her results other than they will be back "probably Wednesday". Those of you who are frequent readers probably remember Mom's female test results that got lost for 2 weeks, so everyone please pray that they won't lose them & they will come back fine.

EKG test today.....

Mom....let me in. What do you mean I can come in through the cat door? I don't want to. You're standing right there......what do you MEAN I'm spoiled???

Everybody, please lift my Mom up in purrayers today cause she's gotta go for her eekaygee. I don't know what that is but she's been all upset about it. So please purray for her even if she IS a mean old mom!

It's the most wonderful time of the year.....

Well, it's that time again. Every year around this time my Mom looses her mind. She goes out for a little while & comes back with bags full of clothes & toys & other stuff that she says I can't write about here. I'm pretty sure I smelled a new nip mousie too! Now, I know none of that sounds too weird but get this, after she brings it in she starts taking off tags & then, THEN, she wraps all of it up in this paper & I CAN'T GET TO IT!!!!! :(

MEME ....... MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

I sure don't look happy here do I? No? Well you wouldn't be happy either if YOU had to go potty in the rain! Anyway.......on to my post.

Ok, so first Charlie tagged me with this meme & then Derby tagged me too! So I figured I better post this!!! I'm not gonna tag anyone cause I'm not sure who all has already done it, but if you want to do it feel free!!

Favourite place to sleep?
With my Mom. Doesn't matter where.

Favourite music?
Squeeks from mouse as I chase him!

Favourite toy?
My nip mouseie. Preferably with nip from Sanjee & Boni & Mini!!!

Favourite flavour of Stinky Goodness?
oh, my, goodness, & I can't say all of them huh? Well then, I guess it would be chicken!

Favourite human?
Mama - no question.

Favourite game?
wake up Mom & Dad for weekend stinky goodness!

Favourite window?
The one at the couch so I can lay on it & still look outside.

Favourite naughty thing to do?
Wait for Mom in the dark & bite her ankle when she goes by!! MWAH HA HA HA!!

Silver Fox wants to know...

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh. You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link. You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

My honorary puddie friend Silver Fox had this on her blog. Since she asked.......

Here comes Santa.......

Hey everyone!! I wanted to tell you about a wonderful thing that Diva Kitty is doing. She is having a secret santa game for all us "fluffies". Oh, & humans too if you want to play! So go see her & give her your info so you can be a secret santa for me...I mean someone. I sent in my name & stuff, so one of you lucky animals will be getting a purresent from me!!

Run away bird!!!!!

This morning my Mom gotted out a turkey & put it on the counter. This is what happened then.....



Ok, the turkey didn't really get up & run away! She's cooking it now! I hope I get some later but I might not if she finds out I lied to you!

BTW, just so you know, when it comes time to tell what we're thankful for, I'll be sure to mention all my blogging friends!! Purrs & furry hugs for everyone. Happy thanksgiving!

Just one more.....

This is just one more reason people should only have cats for pets!

Crazy!!

It has been a crzy weekend around here. My Mom & Dad got this

from my Grandpa-in-law!! (Thank you Grandpa!!) That was really sweet of him cause now I can blog even faster!! Now, if only someone would talk the cable company into putting lines down here so I can have a cable modem....I know, I know, Mom already told me...be thankful for what I've got!! I am. I'm especially thankful for these warm clothes Mom laid on top of the washer & dryer!!

Anyway, my slaves have finally gotten the new computer set up so I can blog again! I'm sssooo happy!!

GET UP!!!!

Mama, it's 6:30, you better get up. Mama, MAMA, MAMA.......WAKE UP!!!
Dang, I guess I'll just have to lay here on your face till you decide to get up & get me my stinky goodness.

Check us out!!

Hey, scroll down & check us out! Help put us back together too. You might need this picture here............

C-C-C-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-D-D-D-D

This is the warmest place in my house. Mom won't turn the heat up cause she's afraid it will get to hot in here if she does. WELL, let me tell you something woman, it's a good thing I've already been fixed cause if I hadn't my tiny bits would be freezing off right now. Along those lines, I got an emergency wire from Charlie.


He has been taken to the VET. He's getting fixed. I thought Mom could drive me down to rescue him. Turns out that as awesome as the Mustang is, it can't drive across the ocean. :( Charlie, if you are reading this, I'm sorry dude, I would have come after you..........

Another one?!?!

Happy Purrthday to you
Happy Purrthday to you
Happy Purrthday Auntie Aaaammmm
Happy Purrthday to you

Today am my Auntie Am's purrthday. She is my Mom's little sister. She's 26 now!! She used to say that after you turned 21 you were old, wonder if that has changed any? Anyway, Happy Birthday Amber! Hope it's a good one.
(I maked a sleepy turtle for you!!)

Can you see me?

Can you see me? I'm sitting in the woods in one of my favorite spots. I like to watch the animals & the leaves & stuff from here. Look really hard.......no? Still can't see me?
Ok, scroll down then.............


Now do you see me? Life is like this sometimes. You keep searching for something that you can't see & it never comes clear to you until someone brings it into focus. That's what my Mom wants to do with her Bible Study Blog.



She wants to help make it clear that Jesus is there to bring your life into focus. Go see her at her blog & leave her a NICE comment. If you don't I'll put the bite on you............

My 100TH Post!!!

Ok, this is MY blog! But, I am a cat, there is no way I could come up with 100 things about me. So, I am going to let Mom tell 100 things about her, but I'm not doing it without cattitude!! See me sticking out my tongue at her?!?! So now, I present, 100 things about my Mom......

1. I am a Christian.


2. I am a wife.


3. I am a mother.


4. I love my cat.


5. He is spoiled!


6. I was run over by my own car 2 years ago Nov. 21st.


7. I still own the car.


8. It’s a Mustang.


9. I LOVE Fords.


10. We’ve spent about $13,000 fixing it up.


11. I’m NOT crazy!!!


12. I love the car.


13. My favorite color is blue.


14. I read like CRAZY.


15. I’m 5’ 2” & about 110 pounds.


16. I have green eyes.


17. Long curly brown hair.


18. I think sincerity & honesty are two of the most important traits.


19. Along those lines, I refuse to pretend to be something I’m not.


20. I have 3 sons.


21. Two of them were born out of wedlock.


22. The first was born when I was only 18.


23. I didn’t finish high school.


24. I did get my GED.


25. I used to have a VERY foul mouth.


26. I don’t now.


27. I used to smoke almost 2 packs a day.


28. I’m down to 1-2 cigarettes a day.


29. I believe the Bible.


30. My mind CAN NOT be changed.


31. I think the theory of evolution is a crock.


32. I believe the earth was CREATED 6000 years ago. By God.


33. I drink Dr. Pepper like it’s the last bottle on earth!


34. What’s water?


35. I get cold too easy.


36. 70 degrees all year round would be nice!


37. I love my husband with all my heart.


38. I love my children with all my heart.


39. They mean EVERYTHING to me!


40. I try to live my life the way I know the Lord wants me to.


41. Occasionally I succeed.


42. Most of the time I don’t.


43. I HATE the shows that are available on tv.


44. I hate movies even more.


45. I wish they could go back to the way things were filmed in the 30’s. But in color!!


46. I wish life could be the way it was then.


47. I’m a housewife.


48. I used to work my butt off everyday, till I got run over.


49. I used to put in office furniture.


50. I loved it. I miss it.


51. I love scented candles.


52. I want a garden tub. BAD!


53. I married a work-aholic.


54. That’s ok cause I divorced a non-work-aholic!!


55. We work outside together sometimes.


56. Like when we cut up the tree for fire wood.


57. We’re burning it right now…


58. I am pro-life. I do not believe in abortion.


59. I like camping.


60. I like fishing.


61. I like hunting.


62. I love the deer meat that comes from hunting!!


63. I am addicted to lotion like it was nicotine!


64. I don’t like to cook.


65. But I can & I do it anyway!


66. I HATE doing dishes.


67. I NEED a dishwasher.


68. I listen to nothing but Christian music.


69. I do not drink. At all.


70. There is nothing better than driving.


71. I refuse to use cruise control.


72. I have racing in my blood.


73. I dream of driving in Nascar!


74. I like Jimmy Johnson.


75. I hate Chevy’s.


76. Every Sunday, I root for something I hate……..?


77. I make fun of Jeff Gordon, I shouldn’t, my husband roots for him.


78. My enchiladas are better than any Mexican restaurants.


79. That’s the truth, just ask my husband!!


80. I don’t make them any where near enough.


81. I was born in May, 1975.


82. My husband & I were married on my birthday.


83. I love the ocean.


84. I hate what the beaches have become.


85. I like the San. Francisco 49ers.


86. I also like the Packers.


87. I root for them both!


88. I don’t really like college football.


89. I root for Va. Tech because my husband does!! (


90. I like to take pictures.


91. Since I started my blog I’ve taken more pictures than ever before!


92. Most of them are still on my computer.


93. I don’t like to have pictures taken of me. Especially since my accident.


94. I like to write, but I’m not sure enough of myself to do anything with it.


95. I love a good laugh.


96. I think it’s important to laugh.


97. I love my blog.


98. I love meeting all the new people I’ve met through it.


99. I love reading other people’s blogs.


100. I had a REALLY hard time coming up with this list!!

DANG!!

Sorry I haven't posted anything in the last few days. I've got all kinds of stuff to talk about, BUT, Mom has been working on two computers that are not ours. SSSOOO, I couldn't get to my stuff! She finally got internet service on this one, so I am able to at least let you know we're still around! I will be doing a regular post, hopefully tomorrow. And guess what...it will be my 100th post. Guess I need to make it a good one! I'll try to get by to see everyone today, but if I don't make it, don't be mad!! Purrs & furry hugs...................