Mom said I had to tell you the truth & Edsel thinks it would be a good idea too, so everyone doesn't think she's a mean old witch. When it snows outside Mom goes out & sweeps the porch & the steps off for me every hour or so, depending on how hard it's snowing. That way I can just go potty under the porch & I never have to get in the snow. Which I truly DON'T like, but I DO like to stand in it in the middle of the night until my toes get REALLY cold & then go stick them on Mom while she's sleepin'. Now, that's the truth, the whole truth, & nothin' but....well, you get it!
Now, I'm going to lay here in front of this fire & go to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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We don't understand why you have to potty outside. Doesn't your Mom have a litterbox for you?
Oh Oreo...
We are glad that's the way it is. We were starting to think in the "mean old witch" direction.
Oh...you have to go outside?!!! Bah. I'd pee all over the Mom if she made me potty outside. It's bad enough I have to share the litter with the Brats.
Yeah, I vote for a box. By making you go outside she thinks she is saving herself from cleaning a litter box. It doesn't take long to do, get a box. Keep those little paws clean, dry and warm.
I am hoping that Santa will bring you a nice box...maybe red plastic with lots of kitty litter in it. When I was a child and visiting my relatives on the farm during the winter, we used a chamberpot at night rather than run out to the outhouse so you have my sympathy.
Now run and ask your mom what a chamberpot and an outhouse are.
well, as long as you are happy with the arrangement, i say "if it's not broke, don't fix it"
I love the fact I have a litterbox so I don't have to go outside when the weather is bad. Mom doesn't mind helping maintain the litterbox either. Maybe your mom will condsiderate, but whatever works best for both of you.
We feel your pain Oreo! Mom makes us go outside rain or cold. But she does stand at the door waiting so we can hurry back in. We go under the deck if its raining too hard and then run back inside fast! Mom said she use to go to an outhouse thingy at her grandmas so it won't hurt us to go outside.... yeah right
Eh, just poop on her stuff. Works for me... ;)
YOU GO POTTY OUTSIDE??? I've never heard of that!!! I don't hardly ever stand in the snow, I can't imagine going potty in it.... I might have to try this.... hmmmmmmmmmmm My Mama makes me go potty in a box. I'm so good at it, I can do it when she tells me to! specially when she puts new sand in it then she says Taz come go potty and I do! oh! all this potty talk....
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