Now Momma, says I, why in the world would I do that? I try to argue mine case, but...
She says the ev-e-dense am written all over mine face.
Fine then, if you won't listen to me I'll just ignore you!
You alieve me.....right?
Friday, July 28, 2006
False Accusations?
Momma gets these ideas sometimes that I am doing fings I prolly shouldn't. This time she finks I has been rubbin mine face up against the bottom of a car!
Now Momma, says I, why in the world would I do that? I try to argue mine case, but...
She says the ev-e-dense am written all over mine face.
Fine then, if you won't listen to me I'll just ignore you!
You alieve me.....right?
Now Momma, says I, why in the world would I do that? I try to argue mine case, but...
She says the ev-e-dense am written all over mine face.
Fine then, if you won't listen to me I'll just ignore you!
You alieve me.....right?
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That dirt spot could be from anyfing! It doesn't mean it has to be from the car. Maybe it's just buggy juice?
we 'alieve you Oreo. why would a poodin rub his face on the metal monster? we agree wif Beau Beau - it's buggy juice.
It looks like moth wing dust to me, Oreo. I bet a GREAT BIG MOTH just landed on your nose for a visit. I bet it was tickly, too. Is that why you're laughing in that photo?
I believe you!
Why would anyone want to be under a car? It's nasty under there.
We know you always tell the truth, Oreo!
I believe you!
BTW, you have something on your cute lil nose, Oreo!
Oreo you wouldn't lie to us. I believe you.
no kitty would rub up gainst a car an so of course we believes you but i fink you was rubbin gainst somefin an it was prolly cause your nose itched an whose job is it to take care of that? YOUR MOMMA, THAT'S WHO! when i needs my nosey itched i says "mrrrrow" to the Lady an she pets my face up real good. has your momma been neglectin you?
that was me - Cocoa - an so i keeps forgettin ta sign my name an so sorry!
That looks like a horrible scratch on your nose, Oreo. I hope it doesn't hurt too much. If you weren't rubbing against the car, then how did you do it? Maybe if you provide your mom with some alternate explanation, she'll be more likely to believe you!
I believe you Oreo.Yet the scratch does seem alittle suspicous.Hope your nose heals quick.
Obviously I believe you Oreo, but if you were *thinking* about rubbing your face on the car, I suggest you reconsider!
I believe you, Oreo! Undersides of cars are yucky-- woofers are the only ones stupid enough to rub against them. Maybe you rolled in something while sleeping?
I am sure if you explain things to your momma she will know you haven't been under no icky cars......you haven't, have you?
Patches Lady
Hey Oreo, Ya gots something on your nose there...Ya see it? ;)
Oh, little Oreo. Of course I alieve you.
I would always believe a kitty over a furless one, any time, any place.
Patches Lady
I a'lieve you Oreo! I don't see the word "evidence" anywhere on your face...why did she say it's written all over it?! Shmaybe it's there in invisible ink? Hmmm...
(Did your Momma get the pictures from Martinsville yet?)
Just explain to her that you were cleaning the hard to reach spots for her. She should understand that.
--Jasper
Hi, Oreo... I'm popping in from Michelle's. I hope your nose is okay... it's too cute to be hurt! I hope your mom takes good care of it.
I think I have to side with your Mom on this one, Oreo. Sorry, dude.
What is that on or nose? Looks kinda suspicious to me.
Oh oreo you are so pretty, Mama said I am going to look a lot like you when I grow up
Molly
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