BULL CRAP!!!

Mom thinks I'm spoiled....what do you think?

On another note, she just told me this morning, this is not my dishwasher after all & it is going to be installed today. I think I'm falling into a deep depression.....

Don't do it!!!

I wanted to post about a subject very close to my heart, about 7-8 inches away from it actually!! I got a comment from Utenzi who said cats can climb trees too so I wrote him back & told him I couldn't because I don't have any claws. My Mom had me declawed about 6 years ago because of a woofie. Her boyfriend-at-the-time didn't want my to scratch her eyes out. And I would have too!! I tried, several times.

Anyway, I say & Mom says too, DON'T DO IT!!! Almost every day she regrets it. The only time she doesn't is when I swipe at her & that's just her selfish side showing. She TRULY, TRULY, wishes she hadn't had it done. So save yourself & your poodie lots of pain & heartache & listen to us!

Squirrel

I thought I was going to get me a squirrel for breakfast. Oh well, maybe next time. Did you know they can run up trees REALLY fast when a cat is chasing them???
I'm gonna give myself a pedicure & then maybe a nap...........

I'm sssooo tired!

Our Christmas started out on Saturday. My uncle came over cause he had one of my purresents & they were calling for rain on Christmas day, sssooo Mom & Dad & uncle Casey & I opened our purresents then.(It's a good thing too cause it did rain.) Then Dad & Casey cleared the ice from earlier in the week off of the driveway so no one would get stuck down here! This was too funny!!


This is my main present. I love it so much. Mom opened it up for me cause I was hiding from all the noise in the living room. As soon as I came out though, I founded it & I hopped up on it & I've been there (except for eating & potty breaks), pretty much ever since then.


These are the rest of my toys that I got. I gotted some treats too but Mom forgot to put them up here for the picture.


I love my purresents! I'm so tired though, from all the excitement & the fun I've had, I'm gonna have to go to sleep now. Glad I don't have to move to do that!

::Note from Mom::
Obviously this is not Oreo's. He doesn't know that though & will be horribly disappointed when Dad & Uncle Casey install it! :) Thank you God for giving me a generous & loving husband & thank you honey for the dishwasher! Thanks Casey for being his accomplice.

MERRY CHRISTMAS INTERNET...........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!!
Some people say today isn't really Jesus' birthday. And it may not be, I wasn't there. But you know what? I don't care, this is the day that has been set aside to celebrate the birth of our Lord & Savior so today is the day I'm going to do just that! I hope everyone out in the blog world is having a WONDERFUL Christmas.

A present for my Mommie.

Ok, here is what happened, I knew Christmas was getting close & I knew I couldn't BUY my Mom a present, so I thought I'd try to find something for her around the house. I did too. I found her one of the bestest presents a poodie could give his Mom. And I hid it so she wouldn't see it till Christmas morning.

I hid it in here, the little hole between the couch & the pillow. Cool hiding place huh? Except I forgot, I like to play in little holes like that, especially when I've got something hid in there!

Well, Mom sat down on the couch, against this pillow & she noticed I kept looking in there. Well, she didn't know I had put her present there so she just thought I wanted her to play with me, ssssoooo, she stuck her hand in there, and she found something furry. She jerked her hand out & she looked at me, then she looked at my Dad & she said "I sure hope this is a toy." Well, it was MY toy anyway......it was a mousie.

:::Note from Oreo's Mom:::
This is a true story (The important parts anyway!) This really happened last night. Talk about being grossed out when I pulled that pillow back!

It is NOT funny....stop it!

Remember my toys I got from my secret paw? Well, I really like them & I really like to play with them so I get my Mom to play too. Problem is, she thinks she's funny, thinks just acause she's bigger than me she can do whatever she wants to me. Just wait till she goes to sleep........


Here I am after fighting so long to get that toy off of my head, boy am I tired.

Working out our problems......

Eponine has gone over the Rainbow Bridge. Please go see her cowboy. Good bye sweet Eponine, you will be missed. Everyone give your poodies, woofies, bunnies, or whatever kind of creature you have extra lovins today & every animal, comfort your humans.


Mom & I figured out a way to sit so that she can read her book & rub me/hold me at the same time & I get to lay on the fluffy pillow & stay warm while I read a good book. Don't tell Mom I was actually reading it though, I want to still give her superior, "I don't need your silly books", looks. (You get that?!?!)
:)

Stretched out in front of the fire...literally!

Just a reminder, please go to Eponine's & try to give a little comfort. She made it through one more day..........let's see if we can get her through this one too!








Look Mom, I' m tired & I'm cold, where else was I going to lay? Just because you couldn't lay like this if your life depended on it doesn't mean I don't find it comfortable.....

Ms. Clairol????

First of all everybody please go to Eponine's blog & try to comfort her & her cowboy, PLEASE! Eponine is very sick & needs our purrayers.


Do you know what my Momma said to me? Do you? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH, I am sssooo MAD! She said I need to dye my ear hair cause it's getting grey. Then she even put this big ole picture on MY bloggie so she could prove it. How rude can you get?!?!

Secret Paw!!!

I gotted mail! In the mailbox! From my Secret Paw! Guess who it was, nope not gonna tell you.......yet.


Mommie laid it down in the floor so I could check it out. I shook it but I couldn't hear anything, so I got her to open it for me.


OOOHHH, TWO purresents & a card!


Nobody's getting these away from me! I'm opening them RIGHT NOW!


OH, OH, my fav'rite kind of toys...fuzzy ones!!


I rolled all over them so they would smell like me instead of the one who sent them!!


I had to check out the paper too, in fact, after I got done playin' I laid down on the paper for a whole half hour.


Mom thought this was funny, me? Not so much.......


Here I am reading the card the one sent.


Here I am with the paper again.


Ok, my purresies, I really like this one. Momma likes to pull it up on the couch while I attack from the floor.


This purresie, I really like too, so much that I played with him till his nose fell off. I sorry little mouse with feathers. :(

And now, the big unveiling,
my secret paw was none other than the wonderful (& handsome!) KNIGHTLY!!!! Thanks sssooo much Knightly, you bought exactly the right kind of toys. I loves them & I purromise to play with them everyday!

Temperatures will be in the low 20's.......

Momma, it's cold in here. I think we should have built that fire last night after all.......


But, since you didn't, I'm just gonna stretch out here under the comforter where the heat blows. Oh, & if you make the bed before I get warm, I'll put the bite on you!

In other news, Peaches the Rabbit, my secret paw, got her purresents in the mail! She really liked them too. So, Peaches, you're welcome & enjoy!!

Censorship (of cats!)

PawSensePawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.


WHAT!!!!
I kid you not, I found this on this web page. They are trying to censor us!!! We MUST get together & figure out what we're going to do about this.......world domination may no longer be enough.........

Exercise..GOOD for you???

Mommie, I know you said the Gazelle & the treadmill are good for keeping you in shape but, do you have ANY idea how hard I had to work just to get up here????

Singing a song for you!

My Mom's friend Heather has been writing posts about songs all week, where they come from, things like that. So in honor of her & because the news man says it's going to snow again on Monday, I decided to write my own song, borrowing the music & a few of the words from Let It Snow. AAHHHHEEEEEMMMMM (Clearing throat)


Oh the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
even though I've no place to go ( Cause I'm a cat!)
STOP the snow, stop the snow, stop the snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
electrical lines are popping
The fire it sure is nice
STOP the ice, stop the ice, stop the ice

As it slowly turns to night
how I'll hate going out in the storm
but if you really hold me tight
then maybe I can get warm

Later on you'll perspire
while I dream by the fire
don't let it die down, NO
STOP the snow, stop the snow, stop the snow.

Dean Koontz? Never heard of him, now rub me!!

Hey Momma. I know you've been wanting to read this book that you just got. But the kids have been off two days this week & you've had so much work to do......well, the house is clean, the laundry is folded & the kids are gone, but guess what?????


Now it's MY turn, RUB ME!! I need attention, you aren't getting this book till I've had my fill! I'll stretch ALL the way across it if I have to........

EXPLODING bloggies??????

My Mom says, if you're planning on joining Blog Explosion please click here! I get credits if you do & you get lotsa traffic for your site. Then I can play more of those scratch off tickets.......
Thanks Utenzi for showing Mom the way.............

Eekaygee results

My Mom has a message for everyone, so I'm gonna take the remote & lay back & watch animal planet while she talks to you................


Thanks everyone for the kind thoughts & prayers, they are truly appreciated. I got the results of my EKG yesterday. I DO have a heart murmur. They said it's mild valveular (sp?) disease. I need to set up another appointment to go in & have them explain all this.....please keep me in your prayers in the meantime. Thanks again!


What do you mean you want the remote back??? No, it's mine......fine, you're bigger than me.......take it!
On another note, Mom went shopping for my secret paw yesterday, it was an interesting experience for her. She got the purresent all wrapped up & ready to go & I put my stinky rub all over the box so when ******* gets it he/she/it/they will know it is from me. Mom is going to the post office later to send it, YAY!!

Honest Oreo.....

Mom said I had to tell you the truth & Edsel thinks it would be a good idea too, so everyone doesn't think she's a mean old witch. When it snows outside Mom goes out & sweeps the porch & the steps off for me every hour or so, depending on how hard it's snowing. That way I can just go potty under the porch & I never have to get in the snow. Which I truly DON'T like, but I DO like to stand in it in the middle of the night until my toes get REALLY cold & then go stick them on Mom while she's sleepin'. Now, that's the truth, the whole truth, & nothin' but....well, you get it!

Now, I'm going to lay here in front of this fire & go to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

It's my Mom's fault

It's nice & cozy here in the house. In my bed. In the closet. Where I go when I'm scared or mad. I'm not scared........
There's snow on the ground & it's all my Mom's fault! Remember I told you about the paper that she was wrapping presents in? Well, this is it.....


Do you see what it says? Do you???? Let it snow!!!! She cursed us, she asked for it. And why is she buying paper with stupid birds on it? I don't get ANY respect around this place anymore!


Excuse me Mom....I need to step outside, in the snow, thanks.

Ew That Smell.....

WHAT is that smell??? It's been driving me crazy all day! MMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM, come clean this spot!

On a more serious note, Mom doesn't know much about her results other than they will be back "probably Wednesday". Those of you who are frequent readers probably remember Mom's female test results that got lost for 2 weeks, so everyone please pray that they won't lose them & they will come back fine.

EKG test today.....

Mom....let me in. What do you mean I can come in through the cat door? I don't want to. You're standing right there......what do you MEAN I'm spoiled???

Everybody, please lift my Mom up in purrayers today cause she's gotta go for her eekaygee. I don't know what that is but she's been all upset about it. So please purray for her even if she IS a mean old mom!

It's the most wonderful time of the year.....

Well, it's that time again. Every year around this time my Mom looses her mind. She goes out for a little while & comes back with bags full of clothes & toys & other stuff that she says I can't write about here. I'm pretty sure I smelled a new nip mousie too! Now, I know none of that sounds too weird but get this, after she brings it in she starts taking off tags & then, THEN, she wraps all of it up in this paper & I CAN'T GET TO IT!!!!! :(