Tuesday, August 30, 2005

This snake was hiding out in our woodshed over the weekend. My Dad got it out & my Mom took some pictures of it. When she was all stretched out she was about 6 feet long! You can't see them real good but her eyes were all clouded over so they think she was getting ready to shed her skin. They have found huge skins down there for a couple of years now & I guess they found the culprit!

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Ivan from WMD said...

[Huh?^]

Now I forgot what I was going to say about that snake but it was probably EEEK!

Max said...

Wow...any idea what kind it is and if it's poisonous?

utenzi said...

I like snakes--there's something very pure about them. Of course I don't actually want one around me. But they're nice to see once in a while in a sunning themselves on a rock, in a field or even on a shady wooded path.

Spock said...

Thought & Humor,
Thanks.
William,
HEHEHE I know what you mean. I was kinda speechless myself.
Max,
It was just a big, real big black snake.
Utenzi,
I like snakes too, as long as they aren't a foot taller than my mom & in my backyard!!!

Edsel/The Pooch said...

i don't think i would like a snake, 'specially a long one like that. gives me the shivers.

Timmy said...

Know what? I can be as quick as a cat a'cause I am one! LOL!!! That thought n humor guy am all way deep!
I've never seen a snakie like that a'fore. The only kind I know of are the kinds that Momma makes things out of like a scarf or my bed or Auntie Deb's iPod sock...but Momma calls that snake a strand of yarn...

Spock said...

Edsel,
Believe me, I shared your shivers!!
Timmy,
YES, he is! I didn't really know WHAT to say to that. I AM just a puddie you know. Timmy, trust me, stick with your kind of snake! They don't bite.

Anonymous said...

I'm speechless and CONFUSED!! What the heck was that anyway?! I don't like snakes! EWWWW!

Spock said...

Beau, Tell me about it! I guess it's a good thing I read alot & had to look those words up a long time ago!