Momma gets these ideas sometimes that I am doing fings I prolly shouldn't. This time she finks I has been rubbin mine face up against the bottom of a car!
Now Momma, says I, why in the world would I do that? I try to argue mine case, but...
She says the ev-e-dense am written all over mine face.
Fine then, if you won't listen to me I'll just ignore you!
You alieve me.....right?